Things to do if you're bored that don't cost any money

• Open your window and shout cruel sexual put-downs at passers by.
• Lie at the side of the road and see if anyone approaches you to see if you are ok.
• Walk to somewhere far away
• Watch a DVD you haven't seen for a while
• Punch yourself in the face
• Count how much water you can drink until your tummy is sore, wait a while and try to beat that amount
• Shave off your pubes
• Ask people who pass by your house to tell you about their day
• Switch off all the wall sockets in your house
• Switch them all back on again
• Read on the internet about how to get high using ingredients you might have about the house
• Try and make something to get you high based on this information
• Get high
• Phone a relative you feel close to and talk to them whilst high and make them worried
• Phone up a call center and ask the person at the end of the phone what they think about ID cards
• Eat
  Sleep
• Measure the length of your dong at various points in the day. Mine changes significantly for example
• Make a hand print painting and hang it up on the wall (I might actually do this myself cos it sounds like fun)
• Have sex with someone without kissing them or making any sounds, whilst breathing through your mouth only