Friday 11 April 2008

Things to do if you're bored that don't cost any money

  • Open your window and shout cruel sexual put-downs at passers by.
  • Lie at the side of the road and see if anyone approaches you to see if you are ok.
  • Walk to somewhere far away
  • Watch a DVD you haven't seen for a while
  • Punch yourself in the face
  • Count how much water you can drink until your tummy is sore, wait a while and try to beat that amount
  • Shave off your pubes
  • Ask people who pass by your house to tell you about their day
  • Switch off all the wall sockets in your house
  • Switch them all back on again
  • Read on the internet about how to get high using ingredients you might have about the house
  • Try and make something to get you high based on this information
  • Get high
  • Phone a relative you feel close to and talk to them whilst high and make them worried
  • Phone up a call center and ask the person at the end of the phone what they think about ID cards
  • Eat
    Sleep
  • Measure the length of your dong at various points in the day. Mine changes significantly for example
  • Make a hand print painting and hang it up on the wall (I might actually do this myself cos it sounds like fun)
  • Have sex with someone without kissing them or making any sounds, whilst breathing through your mouth only